My Twitter Rehearsal

That inn looks like a possibility...

@ JosephEarthDad - Please stop tweeting, dear. Ask the owner of a home. Oh, another contraction!  #catr

And now that we know, who our child is, how can it be that we're being left out in the cold?

But he was real nice. Scared me to death, actually.

My angel was called Clarence.

Well, not THE angel. Gabriel himself visited Mary: the same angel that announced the coming Messiah to Daniel.

@ JosephEarthDad - I think I need to stop traveling. NOW. The labor pay - pain, pains...  #catr

And then the angel visited me!

But I did wonder how she could betray me. How something like that could happen when we were so close!

I NEVER considered having her stoned.

I love her so much.

I certainly didn't want her stoned to death!

I was going to arrange a quiet divorce.

I was looking suspiciously at every friend we both knew!

That was a bit much for me to hear. Know what I mean?

(humming - Silent Night).... #catr

She said this angel told her she was chosen by God to deliver his child.

I had quite a time with the news when I first heard about it.

@ zach_the_priest We both knew this pregnancy was from the Lord. Well, Mary knew before I did.